Sonny Crockett? Not So Much.
She: You need a shave.
He: Why? Sonny Crockett could carry off a couple of days’ growth.
She: Sonny Crockett was tall.
He: Not so tall. Tubbs was the tall one.
She: OK. But Sonny Crockett was thin.
He: Yeah, there is that.
She: It was a fashion statement with him, like the way his clothes just draped.
He: I’ve got stuff that drapes (wiggling his wattle).
She: You still need a shave. Just sayin’.
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