Her Confession, Delivered Too Late
She and her new husband stood waiting to be introduced for the first time as husband and wife. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m honored to present Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Johnson!”
The doors opened, and as they walked though to join their guests, the room burst into a loud cacophony of sound. She gasped, and looked around in astonishment. Scattered around the reception hall, several of his relatives were standing, joyfully banging on pots and pans with serving spoons!
Laughing, her husband said, “It’s called a callithump. It’s for good luck.”
“Um, honey,” she confessed, “I don’t really like percussion music.”
ha!
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This one made me smile... and chuckle a bit.
ReplyDeletesmiles...too funny....
ReplyDeleteReally funny, Patti!
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This made me smile! -J
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LOL1 I never heard, 'callithump; before except when my kids were under five and tore through the kitchen cabinets. Wonderful and fun post.
ReplyDeleteYou stumped the chump with callithump! Hadn't heard that one before... and I, a percussionist...
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I had to Google that .. I had honestly never heard the word - and I am not a man with a limited vocabulary. Well done.
ReplyDeleteamazing job!
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