9/02/2010

Way Out of Your League


Maybe I’m not as young as I used to be.
That’s plain for all to see.
I’ve put on a few miles and lost a few of my guiles,
But, Mister, you still can’t afford to own me.

So come take a look
And admire my class.
Just keep yer mitts off
My elegant…um…rear bumper.

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This is my offering for Friday Flash 55, hosted by G-Man at Mr. KnowItAll. Pay him a visit for some more 55 fun.

Posted by PattiKen
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34 comments:

  1. Brian MillerSeptember 2, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    bwahaa! love it patti....a bit sassy 55...smiles. rear bumper doesnt rhyme with class...lol.

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  2. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallSeptember 2, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    love your 55,
    your never fail to entertain or educate.
    beautiful job!

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  3. rebeccaSeptember 2, 2010 at 11:10 PM

    bwahaha! oh yeah....hands off mister. this was terrific.

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  4. clean and crazySeptember 2, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    PERFECT!!! you are awesome!! love this 55

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  5. G-ManSeptember 3, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    Elegant Indeed!!!
    Excellent 55 Patti...
    Loved your story, love your classy Chassis.
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick ASS Week-End...:P

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  6. TALONSeptember 3, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    lol!! This was great! I'm still giggling!

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  7. magiceyeSeptember 3, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    loved it!!

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  8. Alice AudreySeptember 3, 2010 at 1:24 AM

    This goes so well with my Thursday Thirteen list. It's been a car-oriented couple of weeks for me.

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  9. anthonynorthSeptember 3, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    This is excellent :-)

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  10. JinksySeptember 3, 2010 at 4:36 AM

    Friday fun and frolics here! :)

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2010 at 4:50 AM

    OMG this is just so perfect and it's so true :) It gave me a good laugh. :) Have a wonderful weekend :)

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    haha .. Classy !!! :)

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  13. ClaudiaSeptember 3, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    way out of my league as well…smiles
    wonderful 55 patti!

    my 55 is here

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  14. joannaSeptember 3, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    Great 55er, and the classy chassis is in a league of her own.

    Fun...
    Joanny

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  15. UnknownSeptember 3, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    And I promise not to polish the headlights, either.

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  16. limeSeptember 3, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    LOL now that's telling them with style! nicely done.

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  17. DianneSeptember 3, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    AaAAck! What would we do without Galen?
    I'm still laughing,
    reminds me of a parody on Bob Dylan, every line rhymed with a body part....but started with a similar consonant that DIDN'T rhyme.
    Can't touch that!

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  18. JenSeptember 3, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Classic cars and classy women only get better with age!

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  19. Monkey ManSeptember 3, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    Ahhhahahahaha. Love this. Great 55, Patti. Might I say....classic?

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  20. TinaSeptember 3, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Giggling. Great 55! Loved it. Thanks for all your kind words of encouragement at Life is Good. Much appreciated.

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    love it - sassy, and with not a little swagger :)

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  22. Life Is A Road TripSeptember 3, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Fantastic. I'm still laughing. You go girl! Thanks for stopping by today and have a super weekend!

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  23. CherylSeptember 3, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    Still laughing. You're some kind of genius with these 55s! Woman, we've got to patent you. You rocked this one right down its toes.

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  24. RNSANESeptember 3, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    Delightful 55 - and, in spite of your warning, I'll bet those guys are touching your rear bumper all the time!!

    By the way, "Hot, Hot, Hot" used to be my all time favorite Caribbean song. I could never stay still if I heard it. I should put that on several times a day and exercise to it...then I might shed a few pounds.

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  25. L.L. BarkatSeptember 3, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Ha! Delightful. :)

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  26. Someone is SpecialSeptember 3, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Fantastic 55... Great one..

    --Someone Is Special--

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  27. Fay CampbellSeptember 3, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    Yay! Hooray! I love, love, love this!!!!

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  28. MeSeptember 3, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    Ha! Love this! :)
    -C

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  29. SheilaSeptember 3, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    too cute!

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  30. TeresaSeptember 3, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    I love it! So much fun!

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  31. Dulçe ♥September 4, 2010 at 5:46 AM

    No wonder age gives us a quality difficult to overcome...

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  32. Jannie FunsterSeptember 4, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    My hubby LOVES old cars. And loves me tho I've got a little rust around the edges now, and could do with an old change and have all my belts and hoses looked at. :)

    xo

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  33. steveroniSeptember 4, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    LOVE this one! ...and I do NOT think you've lost ANY of those "guiles"!

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  34. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    THIS WAS FANTABULOUS!!
    And trust me, you haven't lost a thing!!

    LOVED LOVED LOVED this witty read! :)

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