The State Trooper had been chasing the vehicle ever since it pulled out of the Air Base and zoomed up the highway. He finally got the driver to pull over. Such reckless speeding just couldn’t be tolerated.
He strode up to the window, looked into the driver’s dark eyes, and said “License and registration, please.”
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This is my offering for Friday Flash 55, hosted by G-Man at Area 55.
hehe. perhaps he will let me drive? wonder what he clocked him at? smiles. nice 55 patti
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Truly. But are visual aids legal in a Flash 55? Don't they count as the 1056th word?
ReplyDeleteHe must've been a low-rider alien, because they're usually going muc too fast to catch.
ReplyDelete(Maybe he was an ILLEGAL alien?)
Funny 55!
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And I used to avidly follow all these creatures. Not so much anymore though my mind is still very open.
ReplyDeleteNeat 55.
My 55 is up.
PG
what funny 55 patti - i almost look alike this alien on my biometric driving license pic...smiles
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one!
ReplyDeleteBrian: I'm sure he must have clocked him at the speed of light.
ReplyDeleteLou: It took me all day, but I get it! I'm quick, huh?
Eric: Nah, in Roswell, I think they're all pretty much legal. The real question is, what was the trooper driving?
PG: Yeah, I think my mind is pretty open too.
Claudia: You could never look like that guy. But what's a biometric license pic?
Janice: Thanks!
Patti Patti Patti....
ReplyDeleteOne more example of your Multi-Faceted Talent!
I Loved your 55 of course!
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!
heehee what a good giggle.
ReplyDeleteAwesome 55. I'm back now too
A fabulously funny 55 ... loved it!
ReplyDeleteOh my! that must have been a surprise... he'll think it twice before pulling anyone else over again
ReplyDeleteGreat PAtti
At least it isn't a license to dissect.
ReplyDeleteI would love to travel at those speeds.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot Patti
always another surprise up that talented sleeve of yours
Hugs from the Moon