Payback's a Bitch
Like any proud mama, I was thrilled to watch my boy play ball. Wearing his jersey, I sat in the stands ready to jump up and cheer. He swung the bat (CRACK!). Before I could utter a sound, the ball hit me (THUNK!) square in my #2.
Shouldn’t have grounded him so often, I guess.







27 comments:
I guess you've given up watching baseball now...?
Did it hurt?... ;'(
Stan & Changnoi: OK, I'm assuming that you guys DO know that I'm not really Denard Span's mama, right? But to continue to channel her thoughts..."Stop watching my baby play ball? No way!" and "Hell, yes, it hurt!"
Oh my that was so unexpected I was in splits...Bravo for that very edgy 55.
Well, you scored a hit with that one :-)
What a mother goes through because of her children! :)
Oh... it must have hurt more...the pride...
You are so outrageously good, Patti!
Excellent 55!
Happy Easter!
Mine is here
hugs
shakira
hahaha. i just laugh cause its better than wincing...smiles. fun 55!
You see I told your sports is bad for you. Pass me the hamburger and put a movie on. My story is here.
Holy crap...that musta hurt!!
Remind 'mama' that his million dollar contract bought here that car and house. LOLOLOL
Mine is posted HERE. As always, scroll down below my Friday Show n Tell to find my 55.
Have a great holiday weekend.
This was fun!
Hey, I posted one too. I used the photo you used...is that how this is done? Everyone uses the same photo? Or are we supposed to use any photo we want? If we aren't supposed to use the same one.
Ow! So, have you given up watching baseball, or stopped groundin' him?
My 55 is Sackcloths of Despair
Haha! Oh no! Don't blame yourself for grounding him!
My 55 is here if you'd like to read.
Ouch.. Need to sit farther from the field.
My 55 is up
I saw the replay on ESPN, it looked very painful.
Excellent 55 My Friend.
Thank you for visiting, thanks for playing, have a Happy Easter, and a Kick Ass Week-End.
galen
Imagine that. What are the odds?
A terrific 55, Patti! Have a great weekend.
That is so freakin' hilarious! Both the story and the story behind the story...
Wow. I'm so glad I'm your Mom- I'd hate to be the son swinging the bat. That's just rough. :)
That is hysterical. I didn't hear that story until you wrote your 55. FANtastic. My 55 is HERE.
great theme,
beautiful 55.
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/02/55-single-dad/
here is mine,
thank you for the attention!
I saw this story on The Early Show or was it Good Morning America!!!! What are the odds of that happening? glad you are ok!
Ohhhh... that's gonna leave a mark. Yow!
Ha! extremely funny.
Hello, Pay attention!!
When I heard that story, I wondered if Mama would be showing son the business end of a bat next? :)
Well done!
I read that story! Ow, ow, ouch!
Freud said there are no mistakes....
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