5/04/2011

The Pig

This poem was posted on The Writer's Almanac, by American Public Radio and Garrison Keillor.  It's just too good not to share.

Photo by Kim Newberg (PublicDomainPictures.net)


         The Pig
by Anonymous

It was the first of May
A lovely warm spring day
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
But my knees were all a-flutter,
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a lady passing by did softly say
'You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses'
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

The Pig by Anonymous. 
Public domain.


8 comments:

  1. Smart pig!

    (on a completely unrelated note: I adore your profile shot. Beyond adorable.)

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  2. are you calling me a pig? grins

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  3. Glad there wasn't one around when I fell in the gutter! That would have shattered my ego!

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  4. It sounds like an old Irish song.

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  5. Oh that is a very cute pig, and smart too!

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  6. That sounds to me like something Dorothy Parker would have written. I like her poem "Whistling Girl".

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  7. This poem has always made me laugh.

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