Yay! You're a RITEr. I used 2B1. What you'll find in our blogs, girl, is basically just the same as what you experience: our existence is sooo finite; we're here for one minute in all our cognizant, confident candor... then PUFF! vanished... the next? we're gone, never to be seen again. TheEnd. Precisely why I believe you must take our first blog to heart...
Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw… Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant-and-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Meet me Upstairs. Cya soon...
I've been asking for a Bat House for years. I don't think my neighbors will be all that happy about it, but I won't miss the bugs the flying exterminators eat.
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When I'm not in Massachusetts, you can find me following my muses hither and yon, shouting, "Hey, wait up!"
Great photo and love the witty haiku to go with it ~ so true! Happy Weekend to you!
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That's for sure!!
ReplyDeletethe orkin guy can be pretty creepy too
ReplyDeleteYay! You're a RITEr. I used 2B1. What you'll find in our blogs, girl, is basically just the same as what you experience: our existence is sooo finite; we're here for one minute in all our cognizant, confident candor... then PUFF! vanished... the next? we're gone, never to be seen again. TheEnd. Precisely why I believe you must take our first blog to heart...
ReplyDeleteNot sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw… Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant-and-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Meet me Upstairs. Cya soon...
I've been asking for a Bat House for years. I don't think my neighbors will be all that happy about it, but I won't miss the bugs the flying exterminators eat.
ReplyDeleteI love this haiku
ReplyDeleteand great last line
Ally :)