9/02/2010

Way Out of Your League


Maybe I’m not as young as I used to be.
That’s plain for all to see.
I’ve put on a few miles and lost a few of my guiles,
But, Mister, you still can’t afford to own me.

So come take a look
And admire my class.
Just keep yer mitts off
My elegant…um…rear bumper.

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This is my offering for Friday Flash 55, hosted by G-Man at Mr. KnowItAll. Pay him a visit for some more 55 fun.

35 comments:

  1. bwahaa! love it patti....a bit sassy 55...smiles. rear bumper doesnt rhyme with class...lol.

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  2. love your 55,
    your never fail to entertain or educate.
    beautiful job!

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  3. bwahaha! oh yeah....hands off mister. this was terrific.

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  4. PERFECT!!! you are awesome!! love this 55

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  5. Elegant Indeed!!!
    Excellent 55 Patti...
    Loved your story, love your classy Chassis.
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick ASS Week-End...:P

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  6. lol!! This was great! I'm still giggling!

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  7. This goes so well with my Thursday Thirteen list. It's been a car-oriented couple of weeks for me.

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  8. Friday fun and frolics here! :)

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  9. OMG this is just so perfect and it's so true :) It gave me a good laugh. :) Have a wonderful weekend :)

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  10. way out of my league as well…smiles
    wonderful 55 patti!

    my 55 is here

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  11. Great 55er, and the classy chassis is in a league of her own.

    Fun...
    Joanny

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  12. And I promise not to polish the headlights, either.

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  13. LOL now that's telling them with style! nicely done.

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  14. AaAAck! What would we do without Galen?
    I'm still laughing,
    reminds me of a parody on Bob Dylan, every line rhymed with a body part....but started with a similar consonant that DIDN'T rhyme.
    Can't touch that!

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  15. Classic cars and classy women only get better with age!

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  16. Ahhhahahahaha. Love this. Great 55, Patti. Might I say....classic?

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  17. Giggling. Great 55! Loved it. Thanks for all your kind words of encouragement at Life is Good. Much appreciated.

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  18. love it - sassy, and with not a little swagger :)

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  19. Fantastic. I'm still laughing. You go girl! Thanks for stopping by today and have a super weekend!

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  20. Still laughing. You're some kind of genius with these 55s! Woman, we've got to patent you. You rocked this one right down its toes.

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  21. Delightful 55 - and, in spite of your warning, I'll bet those guys are touching your rear bumper all the time!!

    By the way, "Hot, Hot, Hot" used to be my all time favorite Caribbean song. I could never stay still if I heard it. I should put that on several times a day and exercise to it...then I might shed a few pounds.

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  22. Fantastic 55... Great one..

    --Someone Is Special--

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  23. Yay! Hooray! I love, love, love this!!!!

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  24. No wonder age gives us a quality difficult to overcome...

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  25. My hubby LOVES old cars. And loves me tho I've got a little rust around the edges now, and could do with an old change and have all my belts and hoses looked at. :)

    xo

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  26. LOVE this one! ...and I do NOT think you've lost ANY of those "guiles"!

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  27. THIS WAS FANTABULOUS!!
    And trust me, you haven't lost a thing!!

    LOVED LOVED LOVED this witty read! :)

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