4/15/2011

The Top of the Bottom Line



Hey, Gadgetman!
I’ve got your number.
All you need is $6,400
And a licensed plumber.

It’s all automated;
You won’t have to strain.
Bring me your business.
You’ll be entertained.

Give a button a push.
You’re ready to go.
I’ll lift the lid, warm up your tush.
And when the job’s done, I’ll even flush.




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Submitted to G-Man's Friday Flash 55. (tee hee)
Posted by PattiKen
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    How on earth will I fit that thing in my backpack? Shoot. Guess I'll hafta stick with my blue bags.

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  2. Monkey ManApril 15, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    For those who never want to come out of the bathroom. Or at least hide there.

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  3. Sherry Blue SkyApril 15, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    You've GOTTA be kidding me! My mom remembers when there were outhouses, and we've now come to this??????? Hee hee.

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  4. Steve IsaakApril 15, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Interesting, LOL post. Thanks the humor.:)

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  5. G-ManApril 15, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Patti!!!
    I Just LOVE Potty Humor!
    Your whimsical story made me smile.
    Loved your 55
    Hi Tech Toilet Talk.
    Thanks for playing. and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  6. Brian MillerApril 15, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    is it an iToilet? lol...

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  7. JaniceApril 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    What next?! This was good for a chuckle or two.

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  8. Katherine KrigeApril 16, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    oh my LORD! What will they think of next. It sounds like it almost wipes for you.

    shaking my head

    Feeling old right about now.

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  9. Alice AudreyApril 18, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Push button toilet? Um... yeah, whatever. But what is that first thing? I can't even guess.

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  10. JamieDedesApril 23, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Chuckle!

    I understand that there are some in Paris that are actually washed automatically - the whole bathroom, that is.

    Poem on ...

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  11. JeffScapeMay 23, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    Is that the model with the bidet features?

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