The Top of the Bottom Line

Hey, Gadgetman!
I’ve got your number.
All you need is $6,400
And a licensed plumber.

It’s all automated;
You won’t have to strain.
Bring me your business.
You’ll be entertained.

Give a button a push.
You’re ready to go.
I’ll lift the lid, warm up your tush.
And when the job’s done, I’ll even flush.


Submitted to G-Man's Friday Flash 55. (tee hee)


  1. How on earth will I fit that thing in my backpack? Shoot. Guess I'll hafta stick with my blue bags.

  2. For those who never want to come out of the bathroom. Or at least hide there.

  3. You've GOTTA be kidding me! My mom remembers when there were outhouses, and we've now come to this??????? Hee hee.

  4. Interesting, LOL post. Thanks the humor.:)

  5. Patti!!!
    I Just LOVE Potty Humor!
    Your whimsical story made me smile.
    Loved your 55
    Hi Tech Toilet Talk.
    Thanks for playing. and have a Kick Ass Week-End

  6. What next?! This was good for a chuckle or two.

  7. oh my LORD! What will they think of next. It sounds like it almost wipes for you.

    shaking my head

    Feeling old right about now.

  8. Push button toilet? Um... yeah, whatever. But what is that first thing? I can't even guess.

  9. Chuckle!

    I understand that there are some in Paris that are actually washed automatically - the whole bathroom, that is.

    Poem on ...

  10. Is that the model with the bidet features?


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