100 Word Challenge: Thinking Out Loud

This is my response to Velvet Verbosity's 100 Word Challenge:  Thinking.

Thinking Out Loud

If ever I go missing,

I won’t be out of town.

I won’t be in the office, the kitchen, or

Wandering about in my nightgown.

I won’t up be to my ears in paperwork

Or my elbows in flour or dishsoap.

I won’t be battling calories or crowds,

Or the feeling there’s just no hope.

I won’t be in a hurry,

A tizzy or a snit.

I won’t be out of my head, or

Out of energy and ready to quit.

I won’t be off my rocker, or

In a fit of pique.

If ever I go missing,

I’ll be in Martinique.